#6

A proper manual will have a couple of introductory chapters on the history of using cars for mass murder as well, but apart from that I think you’ve nailed it.

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#8

Like Daily Mail articles. Ho ho!

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#9

They’ve been going after wikipedia too, after its editors deemed the paper an unreliable source.

They’re just scared that they may cease to be the gatekeepers to public opinion in the UK.

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#10

BING: that person who terrorists don’t really like but hangs around with anyway

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thanks google!

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#12

Could I be anymore of a security threat?

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#13

I think I read this morning that the Mail are pissed off with Google and Facebook because a lot of the Mail’s previous advertising revenue now goes to them.

#14

Most Mail readers are probably trying to text their grandkids to ask what a google is.

#15

Cos they’re old

#16

I think the average Mail reader is a 58-year-old comfortably well off woman. I guess they’d know what Google is, but they sure as hell don’t trust it.

#17

Cos they’re old people

#18

Yesterday it took the Mail two minutes on web to find a terror manual

This is easily the most annoying part about it.

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#19

Mate, there are literally hundreds of stages between 1 & 3. You need health & safety risk assessments, proof of public liability insurance and environmental impact assessments to name just a few. ISIS’s board won’t sanction anything without. The Terrorist Manual is very clear on this.

The Mail are right to highlight and we’re lucky to have them looking out for us.

#20

It’s just as Kasabian foretold.

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#22

I imagine it with an NCIS kind of vibe

“We’ve been on web for the last 8 hours, sir. Tracking the terrorists on Google via a back door.”

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ENHANCE!

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#25

Well that’s never going to happen, though. They reflect majority public opinion anyway, I reckon. Depressing but there it is.

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#26

“This ‘web’. How big is it?”
“I’ve heard it’s world wide boss”
“Hmm. We must act”

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#27

can we declare on web inventor tim berners lee enemy of the people yet?

#28

I’m hearing it more as a Peter Kay thing.

“Booked holiday on web. Booked it; packed it; fucked off.”