Are you my bf?
I’m pretty damn messy 
Currently on top of my bedside table I have the following things -
20p in coppers
An empty water glass
An empty mug
Some restaurant business cards and coffee loyalty cards
Two dried up succulents I cut off a plant to regrow
A hammer
A fossil
an apple
Dentil floss
Lip balm
Two moisturisers
A lamp
A bracelet
A goose pin
A padlock
Face exfoliant