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#bruiseblog

i hope this was the result of a funny accident and you haven’t been attacked or something

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You live with my gf?! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?!

Safe journey meowz

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Obvs just drunkenness as usual

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Are you my bf?

I’m pretty damn messy :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Currently on top of my bedside table I have the following things -

20p in coppers
An empty water glass
An empty mug
Some restaurant business cards and coffee loyalty cards
Two dried up succulents I cut off a plant to regrow
A hammer
A fossil
an apple
Dentil floss
Lip balm
Two moisturisers
A lamp
A bracelet
A goose pin
A padlock
Face exfoliant

Vegan Ben & Jerry’s has been launched in the UK.

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makeup one on the other side and it’ll look pretty good

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Bloody Hell. This is my bedside locker!

  • checks watch *
    whit?! nice :slight_smile:

alright, patrick bateman

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good thread for tomorrow, post a pic of your bedside table

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Ha, see previous post, I’m on my holidays! :grin:

I’m quite tidy, not a psychopath!

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that’s a random selection of sex toys right there :wink:

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between you and @colossalhorse I’m not sure anymore

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I did consider this idea but then I thought no one else is going to be as rank as me. Haha!!

Haha!!! The fossil is my favourite.

Not sure if I’m more worried by the hammer or the apple in that list.

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mine is an absolute state at the moment tbh

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