No, University of Kent. Sounds like that sounds familiar to you.

oh yes. Ironically I nearly ended up there doing performance art :grimacing:

I think Nabokov once did a lecture where he analysed the text for clues and applied his entomological knowledge to the question.

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Here you go - NOT a cockroach:

Now what exactly is the “vermin” into which poor Gregor, the seedy commercial traveler, is so suddenly transformed? It obviously belongs to the branch of “jointed leggers” (Arthropoda), to which insects, and spiders, and centipedes, and crustaceans belong. If the “numerous little legs” mentioned in the beginning mean more than six legs, then Gregor would not be an insect from a zoological point of view. But I suggest that a man awakening on his back and finding he has as many as six legs vibrating in the air might feel that six was sufficient to be called numerous. We shall therefore assume that Gregor has six legs, that he is an insect.
Next question: what insect? Commentators say cockroach, which of course does not make sense. A cockroach is an insect that is flat in shape with large legs, and Gregor is anything but flat: he is convex on both sides, belly and back, and his legs are small. He approaches a cockroach in only one respect: his coloration is brown. That is all. Apart from this he has a tremendous convex belly divided into segments and a hard rounded back suggestive of wing cases. In beetles these cases conceal flimsy little wings that can be expanded and then may carry the beetle for miles and miles in a blundering flight. Curiously enough, Gregor the beetle never found out that he had wings under the hard covering of his back. (This is a very nice observation on my part to be treasured all your lives. Some Gregors, some Joes and Janes, do not know that they have wings.) Further, he has strong mandibles. He uses these organs to turn the key in a lock while standing erect on his hind legs, on his third pair of legs (a strong little pair), and this gives us the length of his body, which is about three feet long. In the course of the story he gets gradually accustomed to using his new appendages—his feet, his feelers. This brown, convex, dog-sized beetle is very broad. I should imagine him to look like this:
In the original German text the old charwoman calls him Mistkäfer, a “dung beetle.” It is obvious that the good woman is adding the epithet only to be friendly. He is not, technically, a dung beetle. He is merely a big beetle. (I must add that neither Gregor nor Kafka saw that beetle any too clearly.)

http://www.kafka.org/index.php?id=191,209,0,0,1,0

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I like the way his little legs are described as “flimmering” in German, in front of his face when he gets stuck on his back

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Yes! Nabokov glosses it as a compound of flickering and shimmering.

This is the pic Nabokov drew:

Whereas this just made me want to pull out my eardrums:

Love Piers in that, he really gives it his all.

Archy the cockroach is a bug who can rhyme. (Or at least tap out some free verse on a typewriter).

http://donmarquis.com/archy-and-mehitabel/

Best one: http://donmarquis.com/reading-room/moth/

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Genuinely the first clip I’ve ever seen from that film. Looks shitter than I imagined it was.

And I imagined it was really shit.

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not even going to watch it

there’s clearly a lot of different types of musical (singing in the rain type >>>>>>> hamilton type >>>>>>> mamma mia type) and mamma mia is clearly the absolute worst of the bunch

Let’s close with agreeing that the only good musicals are the ones that would be as good, or even better, with the songs taken out.

(that episode of Buffy was ace though)

Thanks all.

Nah. My favourite’s Jesus Christ Superstar, and that would be about two seconds long with the songs taken out.

Anyone else attempt to get Hamilton tickets today? Managed to get a couple for March 2018. I imagine that’s what Glastonbury ticket buying is like.

lighten up poppet

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Surprised there’s been no mention of Lazarus on this thread. It’s cracking stuff.

Yes it is! Saw it just before Christmas, and I was sat right on the back row, so it was possible to make out at least a dozen people shaking with tears during Where Are We Now.

Yeah thoroughly enjoyable, shame it’s finishing this month.

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