I think everyone here will have a smashing Christmas

Because I’m going to come round and throw all my lumps of coal that horrid Santa gives me through your windows!

Then I’m gonna do a toilet and use the scarves from your Snowmen to wipe my bum

I’m Bartlby Scribb and I’m the naughtiest boy in town!

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Bartlby!!!

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Boys will be boys
Bartlby Bartl

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“New User Of The Month”

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Don’t you even dare, you little rascal

Get out of here, Bartlby Scribb before I call your mother!

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It’s just very disappointing.

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And a smashing Christmas to you too, you inheritance tax dodging spawn of a farmer.

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:frowning: thought this was gonna be a nice wholesome thread but now i’m just scared of bart.

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Wow! This guy is toxic

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The only toxic thing in here is you because you smell of farts!!!

Hehehehehe

You’re the old poo-ser of the month!

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Yeah that’s fair

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Seems like a certain naughtiest boy in town might be in line to learn a very special lesson about kindness this festive period…

This kid’s gotta go

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Wouldn’t you prefer not to, Bartleby?

@BartlbyScribb What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Drowned in Sound city centre?

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