I think I have just coined a phrase!

If in doubt do nowt.

Cheers guys!

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Bollocks

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Should have followed your own advice, you’d have been none the wiser.

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When in Rome, go home

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Everyone in the office was really impressed… shame.

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been saying this since I was about 8 YSC.

If you want a raise, coin a phrase!

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Didn’t know they even had words in the 1920s

if in doubt, piss about

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“cold comfort food”

I thought of that the other day. very clever.

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Do you eat it in the woodshed?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, like my post

thanks

If unsure, do a poo. Er.

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It’s a reference to Cold Comfort Farm, don’t you know.

Yes, yes, I am incredibly well read.

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If there’s any ambiguity, eat something fruity (in lieu of doing anything)

If you’re feeling sad because of wankers
Just remember Justin Casablancas

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If it’s at all unclear, calm down dear

If your name’s Balonz, fuck off

If your name’s Balonz, let’s get it onz*

*not coined though as I hear this all the time

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you’re never as big a goon
as the idiot whose avatar is a balloon.