I think I just witnessed some kind of rap battle


#1

I can’t think what else it could have been


#2

Everyone ok?


#3

Pam Ayres vs Richard Digence


#4

I think so. There were only four of them, looked about 15 years old. They were drinking buckfast in the lane next to the office - the one with the phone out who seemed to be supplying the beats won I think.


#5

We went to the cinema at the weekend and saw that terrible rap battle Snickers advert with Elton John.

It made me feel quite ill.


#6

I’m sorry you had to see that, must have stung your eyes
To see me drop bombs with my masterful rhymes
As a kid I would stutter and my words came out wrong
But my flow is so smooth for mister dingdong


#7

#8

Chill out, Tempest!


#9

‘To all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin’ in front of’


#10

Stealth BOMBer Stealth BOMBer


#11

my money doesn’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
i wanna see you wiggle wiggle, for sure


#12

Oh man that’s wassup!