I think I just witnessed some kind of rap battle


I can’t think what else it could have been


Everyone ok?


Pam Ayres vs Richard Digence


I think so. There were only four of them, looked about 15 years old. They were drinking buckfast in the lane next to the office - the one with the phone out who seemed to be supplying the beats won I think.


We went to the cinema at the weekend and saw that terrible rap battle Snickers advert with Elton John.

It made me feel quite ill.


I’m sorry you had to see that, must have stung your eyes
To see me drop bombs with my masterful rhymes
As a kid I would stutter and my words came out wrong
But my flow is so smooth for mister dingdong



Chill out, Tempest!


‘To all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustlin’ in front of’


Stealth BOMBer Stealth BOMBer


my money doesn’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
i wanna see you wiggle wiggle, for sure


Oh man that’s wassup!