Does a vote mean you’ve done it?

Or a periscope

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Never heard it called that before…? No.

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No.

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Some people will also treat is a free show, as per this thread:

To balance this up, story of being the witness from the old boards…

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Think it’s time we gave dogging a nicer name

Cut your 'fro ffs

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Got woken up by a random couple going at it in the car park behind our flats about a year ago.

Hand prints on the bonnet of my neighbour’s car the next morning :smiley:

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Scotch Bonnetting? It would have to be an overtly Scottish past time, which I’m not sure it is…

‘Dogging’ still preferable to ‘Fucking in your car while Stan Colleymore wanks on your bonnet’

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Think it was Prague but maybe Budapest where my friend and I walked past a couple engaging in some extremely heavy petting on a park bench, completely out in the open, in broad daylight. He was snacking on a tittay, she was soothing his sausage, in between devouring each other. It was the least sexy thing I have ever seen.

We were having a discussion about what would happen if a wasp flew up your cooch when you were having a wee outside and laid its wasp babies inside you at the time. A completely untitillating day :frowning:

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shagging in the sea would introduce so much salt and general pollutants into the orifices of the coupling pair that it doesn’t bear thinking about

Ow, my eye

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Is a car park a park? Or a separate category?

When I went to see Moana at the cinema, I repeat MOANA, there was a couple furiously wanking each other off next to me.

:persevere:

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SHINY!

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You’re welcome

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Shame it wasn’t Frozen. Let It etc

Maybe they saw the title and thought it was grot.