#64

Last time I remember you let Lopes talk you into whisky I think you regretted it …

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#65

I have incredibly dull work on ATM (profiling documents). An endless gauntlet

#66

now that’s out of the way and Im still employed for the foreseeable future (Friday). the only way is up, baby.

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#67

I just asked for a six foot sub at subway and everyone in the queue laughed at me :frowning:

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#68

Took me a mo.

#69

Same, she asked me if I meant a footlong or a 6 inch and I didn’t realise I’d misspoken. Sigh

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#70

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#71

“you heard me”

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#72

24hr notice at Subway

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#73

wonder if they let you wait in the shop

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#74

wonder how they fit it in the oven… or do they just cut the crusts off and jam 6 or 7 footlongs together?
anyone want to share a subway?

Hang on. a 6 foot sub serves 20-25 people… how many do they think a footlong serves :confused:

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#75

A good friend lives in Ostrava and some bellend has just shot six people dead in a doctors waiting room and I can’t get hold of her :neutral_face:

I know the chances are very slim, but still. This fucking year.

#76

Okay she’s fine I’ll stop freaking out

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#77

Oh that’s awful :confused::pensive:

#78

Interview done. Most bits went really well. One bit went a bit shit (went over time on a group activity).

Rode that adrenaline wave @BodyInTheThames and now I’m going to sink some pints

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#79

Sounds good

Well played

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#80

I have been writing for 7 and a half hours straight and I’m not nearly done yet …and now it’s dark & I can barely keep my eyes open

How do I re-energise DiSmates?

#81

Come for a pint

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#82

When you find out, let me know

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#83

9V battery up the bum

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