im going to start eating scones like you eat pringles
As long as you put the cream on first you can shove them up your hoop for all I care.
i think i need to keep this one OUT of the no context thread for safety reasons
last day to sign up for secret santa BTW
I know this is old hat but it BLOWS my mind that people are using scissors on pizza
fully embracing the antichristmas and cancelled all my secret santas this year.
hoping to be denounced by the pope by the end of the year.
It’s because it works better
Fucking lol
slice > just use a fucking slice
people using knives are doing it wrong also, especially if the cheese is stringy/stretchy.
This is one of those hive mind things where you all know I’m right but you’re too scared to say it
the reason scissors are good at cutting pizza is the same reason a slice is good (downward force), but with a slice you don’t lose as much time.
So you agree? You think I’m right? Thank you
there are qualities that make scissors good - downward force there are qualities that make a knife good - being able to make the cut without pausing
the slice takes each of these qualities and pairs them into one method.
Just pick up the pizza whole and take bites out of it you fucking cowards.
*eat the pizza, spit it back out in between two other pizzas, then eat that as a sandwich.
he’s finally getting it.
All holidays that aren’t specifically based around eating and nothing else should be banned imo.
Thinking of getting the Mrs a gift card to the local butcher/meat shop for Xmas, just to gauge her reaction. Then me explaining that they have great cuts of brisket, prosciutto, etc. to justify the purchase.
got muh grandpa’s watch cleaned, fixed and fitted with a new strap. was gonna drop dollar on a new smart looking watch, but instead did 19 pounds at timpsons <3
