yeah just got to hope ive not got passed owt onto the baby

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Had a mini DiS dream the other day

I was watching cricket on the TV it was one of those stadiums where there’s a hotel as part of the stadium, the camera was panning round and got to the hotel bit and you could see directly into the rooms, and @profk was in there with a women (sat up in bed with covers pulled over them), they began looking sheepish as they realised they were on tele.

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:smiley:

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Finally sorted life insurance. clearly a bit more internally worried about results than i thought i was eh.

I’m in the office and there’s so much to do :grimacing:

Just nipped out to get a Pret vegan Christmas sandwichthough didn’t I

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Yeah, i think it feels like there’s just too much I could do and not enough ability to focus on anything. Feeling both wired and lethargic, it sucks!

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That said, I was typing up a plan for a totally innocuous job application cover letter and somehow ended up with “a lifetime of Tories and brexit is a foregone conclusion with the sort of pricks who vote for Mint Aero as their favourite ever chocolate bar”

Total inability to focus is sometimes moderately funny

Weird walking to the station without all the surrounding roads full of parked cars. Train doesn’t seem that much quieter than it normally is off-peak though tbf.

Have to do a piss sample at this medical, so I’ve had plenty to drink before I set out. Already absolutely bursting…

found it hooray

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The window cleaner is going to be at my window soon and I don’t know what to do. Go to another room that I don’t want to be in? Hide under the covers? Have an awkward chat about the weather and covid through the window?

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got any scary masks?

Nope, unfortunately.

Just remembered I can close the curtains :upside_down_face:

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I always hide

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Sometimes by closing the curtains, indeed

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My window cleaner has seen my boobs so many times. Orignally when I was breastfeeding. The first time I was in bed utterly naked, sat up feeding and he just started chatting to me so felt weird trying to hide after that. He’s since seen wild boobs in a non feeding capacity. I don’t really mind that but I hate it if he’s at the window and I’m watching TV in the daytime - feel like I need to explain I’m on my lunch or TV helps me tune out when I’m working.

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Stellar opening line there

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Early Duran Duran lyrics needed some work

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Post just came with a delivery of @Gnometorious brownies :heart_eyes: (I’ve already scoffed two)

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I meant to share this with you earlier, after our ‘shop from magma’ posts the other day https://twitter.com/NQForum/status/1330847567920427008

FINALLY :partying_face:

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