for the rest of the year
Really good thread.
It won’t give up on you x
just had a coffee. it will be my last
of 2020
Couldn’t be me, I’ve made coffee my personality and when somebody says they don’t drink it or they drink instant or Starbucks or something I’m loudly obnoxious about it and I laugh loudly at my own “jokes” and then they don’t want to talk to me any more. (you’ve got at least one of these lads in every office in England I think)
Just had my first coffee of 2021
Fuckoffee
Desperate to know whether Guntrip managed it, or caved and had an Espresso Martini at 11 or something
2021 So Far:
Poo: 2
Scone: 3
Crumpet: 2
Managed it, very proud of myself obviously
(Two coffees so far today)
I am one of the unlucky people who gets no brain effect from coffee. My adenosine receptors are apparently not sticky enough to allow caffeine to do whatever it is that it does.
If I have a couple of cups in quick succession I’ll get a slightly unpleasant fluttering in my chest but that’s it.
What a fucking swizz.