I’ve had plenty of joe jobs. Nothing I’d call a career


#1

Let me put it this way; I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.


#2

OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party!


#3

If it’s a severed head, I’m going to be very upset.


#4

On Sunday I drove through Wymeswold. Wymeswold.

Party time. Excellent.


#5

I don’t even own -a- gun…


#6

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick


#7

Am I supposed to be a man?! Am I supposed to say “That’s okay, I don’t mind”? Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.


#8

But you and I both know that there is NO film in this camera.


#9

Was it only me who found (finds) Stacey quite attractive?

edit: If she were an American President she’d be Babraham Lincoln.


#10

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?


#11

No.

  • laughs-

No!


#12

Garth. That was a haiku.


#13

It will be mine one day. Oh yes. It will be mine one day.


#14

“Ribbed for her pleasure”. Ewwwwwww…


#15

to this day, this still makes me lose it


#16

Would you like to have dinner some night?
Oh I like to have dinner every night.

Garth, I’m going to be Frank.
Ok, can I still be Garth?

Essentially a perfect scene.


#17

Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.


#18

Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”


#19

You know Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.


#20

Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it’s called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?