I want to quit

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#1

the farm fruit and veg box. Too much stuff I don’t use. Cabbage, Kale…some things I’m not even sure what they are. Radishes, oh, great :expressionless:
How do I quit the farm box?
People don’t just stop eating veg?
Just say I hate their produce?
Move?
I want to quit the farm box!

#2

Stop paying for it?

Also, radishes ARE great.

#3

I ain’t gonna work for Maggie’s Farm Box no more

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#4

i realise you probably didn’t make this thread just to invite a load of people to tell you that kale is actually pretty good but here i am anyway

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#5

Change the address to mine I’ll eat your veg for you.

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#6

Get a horse

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#7

Get a veg cookbook. Not that green roasting tin one though, it’s shite.

#8

Or a horse.

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#9

Nah. Awful. People need to stop pretending. It’s the 21st century cupcakes of veg

#10

Cabbage for tossers.
Sorry.

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#11

Not for me, Clive

#12

Twat’s spinach.

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#13

Raw kale is a lot more difficult than cooked.

#14

I love kale but cavalo Nero is too iron-y for me most of the time

#15

A flying kick to a much loved DiS cookbook here. Oooooof.

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#16

Oh sure get the scariest animal in the world to solve this problem, sure!

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#17

“Hi I would no longer like to use your service and I’ve no interest in telling you why, the payments are now blocked send me an email confirming cancellation. Thanks. Bye”

#18

That scariest animal; man

#19

I like to pronounce Cabbage so it rhymes with Fabergé. Try it, you might find it adds a little frisson and excitement that keeps you subscribed to a load of earthy shit you don’t want.

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#20

But how can a farmer toil the land with a broken heart?