I want to quit

the farm fruit and veg box. Too much stuff I don’t use. Cabbage, Kale…some things I’m not even sure what they are. Radishes, oh, great :expressionless:
How do I quit the farm box?
People don’t just stop eating veg?
Just say I hate their produce?
Move?
I want to quit the farm box!

Stop paying for it?

Also, radishes ARE great.

I ain’t gonna work for Maggie’s Farm Box no more

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i realise you probably didn’t make this thread just to invite a load of people to tell you that kale is actually pretty good but here i am anyway

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Change the address to mine I’ll eat your veg for you.

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Get a horse

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Get a veg cookbook. Not that green roasting tin one though, it’s shite.

Or a horse.

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Nah. Awful. People need to stop pretending. It’s the 21st century cupcakes of veg

Cabbage for tossers.
Sorry.

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Not for me, Clive

Twat’s spinach.

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Raw kale is a lot more difficult than cooked.

I love kale but cavalo Nero is too iron-y for me most of the time

A flying kick to a much loved DiS cookbook here. Oooooof.

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Oh sure get the scariest animal in the world to solve this problem, sure!

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“Hi I would no longer like to use your service and I’ve no interest in telling you why, the payments are now blocked send me an email confirming cancellation. Thanks. Bye”

That scariest animal; man

I like to pronounce Cabbage so it rhymes with Fabergé. Try it, you might find it adds a little frisson and excitement that keeps you subscribed to a load of earthy shit you don’t want.

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But how can a farmer toil the land with a broken heart?