I was thinking about that ambient musician I always see murmuring in the yogurt aisle at the supermarket

Will he hum by some Ski?

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Same here.

I wish I knew who this musician was so I could enjoy, what I’m sure is a fantastic joke.

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It’s really appropriate bc it gets less funny each time you read it

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I don’t think that the pun is quite there yet - it needs a bit of fenneszing.

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William Byzumski?

Susumu yogurt?

Thought this would be a Jordan thread thread

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Ask Brian, 'e knows.

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I kept mentioning that we were out of yoghurt after my wife ate the last one.

Eventually she sighed and said ‘alright, alright, I’ll go the supermarket and buy some more!’

I feel bad now.

I didn’t mean T’ make her go

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Give me some credit mate

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Burial?

I was chatting to an ambient musician about Steptoe and Son. I asked him, “What was the name of the son again, pal?”

And he said, “Harold, bud.”

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When i passed him in the supermarket, I offered him some tuna in brine.

He said he loved tuna, but “Brine? Eeee-no!!”

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MAUDE: do you love me?

SUPERMARKET PATRON: it’s just lust, Maude

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I don’t think that the pun is quite there yet - it needs a bit of fenneszing.

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Saw the ambient musicians who’ve given up spray deodorant for roll-on

They’re bored of canned air

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