I was thinking about that ambient musician I always see murmuring in the yogurt aisle at the supermarket


#1

Will he hum by some Ski?


#2

Same here.


#3

I wish I knew who this musician was so I could enjoy, what I’m sure is a fantastic joke.


#4

It’s really appropriate bc it gets less funny each time you read it


#5

I don’t think that the pun is quite there yet - it needs a bit of fenneszing.


#6

William Byzumski?


#7

Susumu yogurt?


#8

Thought this would be a Jordan thread thread


#9

Ask Brian, 'e knows.


#10

I kept mentioning that we were out of yoghurt after my wife ate the last one.

Eventually she sighed and said ‘alright, alright, I’ll go the supermarket and buy some more!’

I feel bad now.

I didn’t mean T’ make her go


#11

Give me some credit mate


#12

Burial?


#13

I was chatting to an ambient musician about Steptoe and Son. I asked him, “What was the name of the son again, pal?”

And he said, “Harold, bud.”


#14

When i passed him in the supermarket, I offered him some tuna in brine.

He said he loved tuna, but “Brine? Eeee-no!!”


#15

MAUDE: do you love me?

SUPERMARKET PATRON: it’s just lust, Maude


#16

I don’t think that the pun is quite there yet - it needs a bit of fenneszing.


#17

Saw the ambient musicians who’ve given up spray deodorant for roll-on

They’re bored of canned air