I went to a cafe today


#1

And it had pictures of its food outside. Including this:

What is that thing on the right?


#2

Thought it was a napkin initially, but actually maybe not. Some sort of omelette maybe?


#3

You should’ve ordered it to find out.


#4

The perspective of this photo seems all out of kilter. Like it’s folded across the middle or summit.


#5

The state of that toast as well.


#6

can’t believe you still went in after seeing that picture


#7

It looks a bit like what’s on the inside of cheap frozen veggie burgers


#8

Horrible type of vegie sausage?


#9

some kind of nightmare


#10

My guess would have been a rolled up omelette with some frozen mixed vegetables inside for some reason (you know those bags you get that usually have peas, sweetcorn and tiny cubes of carrot?)


#11

Its an omelette. Breakfast looks perfectly fine tbh.


#12

Some sort of prefabricated rubbery omelette that is a perfect circle and comes frozen in giant catering bags


#13

Look how shit being a veggie is! Haha


#14

So, this was correct then:

:open_mouth:


#15

Imagine how bad it looks when they’re not even trying…the egg looks suspect as well


#16

I used to work in a really shit pub that used these:

https://www.brake.co.uk/products/dairy/eggs/value-added/processed/c112443-brakes-free-range-cooked-scrambled-eggs/


#17

Looks like something that came out of our guinea pig once


#18

My mum used to work in the school kitchens, so from things I have heard the ridiculous nature of some convenience catering products like these does not surprise me. Horrify me, yes, but not surprise.


#19

Why on earth would you want two of those giant bland tomatoes


#20

I think that might be a fake fried egg, too.