I wish it could be Christmas...

  • Everyday
  • Once a week
  • Once a month
  • Once a financial quarter
  • Every 6 months
  • As it currently is
  • Once every 4 years like the olympics

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So here it is, Merry Christmas
Everybody’s_

  • having fun
  • having a crisis
  • going to get pissed and forget the election result
  • at peace
  • Other (please state)

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And so this is Christmas, and what have you done?

  • Quite a productive year actually
  • Room for improvement
  • Fuck all

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Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?

  • Are you hanging up your stocking on the waaaaalllll great now that’s in my head again you prick
  • Eh?

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Last Christmas I gave you my …

  • Heart
  • Car to drive to the local shop for brussel sprouts
  • Sexually transmitted disease

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I never had a stocking. Good argument for them not existing IMO

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baby all i want for christmas is

  • you
  • not you, you’re dumped
  • lots of food
  • please just let me sleep
  • a nice time
  • other

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Santa Claus is coming to

  • Town
  • Piss

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We’re rockin’ around the Christmas tree

  • Have a happy holiday
  • Mind you don’t knock it over, that took me fucking hours

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Christmas time, mistletoe and

  • Wine
  • Constipation

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rocking around

  • the christmas tree
  • the generic gift aisle
  • the pub
  • swaying wildly to jazz, actually

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Quite the opposite.

Ribena?

I’m dreaming of a

  • White Christmas
  • Christmas not actually being a thing and just having two weeks off work to sit around in my pants doing nothing instead

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FIVE GOLD

  • rings
  • biscuit bars
  • schläger

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Christmas time, don’t let the bells

  • End
  • Begin
  • Hill
  • Penis

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NO!

Fuck you I won’t

  • Do what you tell me
  • Do anything for at least a week
  • Do that
  • Be entirely sober for about a week
  • Go easy on the mince pies

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Running around Kathmandu trying to find something remotely Christmassy

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