#111

no way someone like this is an actual adult.

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#112

you have been to see a fortune teller and know for 100% certainty that at three separate times over the course of your relationship they will shit themselves. you don’t know when and you don’t know what the circumstances will be but you know for an absolute fact that it will occur

  • roll that dice baby
  • i’m out

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#113

Is really lovely, like an absolute dream partner, you fancy the fuck out of them, get on like a house on fire, they get on with your family, everything is perfect about them but once a week they ring their Nan up and just say “Fuck off Nan you fucking dickhead, I HATE you” before hanging up (their Nan has done nothing to deserve this)

  • Would date
  • Would not date

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#114

Actively enjoys fancy dress occasions

  • No thanks
  • I am still living out my university years for fear of having to grow up.

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#115

Is this a minimum of 3 times, or only 3 times ever? And is there any indication as to how long the relationship lasts?

#116

Teaches english lit but thinks that virginia woolf was ‘full of shit’ and loves harry potter

  • that’s perfectly fine, people like different things
  • goodnight

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#117

three times ever and no

could be one date for all you know

#118

Thank you for the information.

#119

so true hun

#121

I think being a Tory comes with a shitload of its own particular trappings. I think the neoliberalism thing is almost a separate point, the amount to which someone believes a free market will solve the worlds problems probably would feed into their own personal ethics significantly - but yeah I think Tories (even compared to say Lib Dems) have a particular angle on that sort of social darwinism mixed with nationalism and a love for (especially English) traditions I’d find more intolerable than anything else.

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#122

Deliberately and loudly burped when you go out to restaurants

  • Hahaha!
  • There’s a time and a place and it isn’t in Zizi’s

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#124

talked in a baby voice to their cat

  • cute!
  • nope

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#125

Yeah there’s nothing I like more than warehouses full of cunts dressed as twats being sold shit

#126

…se main sexual member/orifice was significantly larger/smaller than your corresponding orifice/member.

  • Would date and just accept that there would be a lack of friction in my sex life
  • Can’t see how I could ever find true sexual nirvana with that fundamental genital incompatibility

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#127

talked in a baby voice to their dog

  • cute!
  • nope

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#128

I hate Zizi’s as much as the next joyless snob, but people can like what they want.

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#131

If only there were other forms of sex, then it might be ok.

#132

nope

#133

talked in a baby voice to their dad

  • nope
  • yes
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#134

I probably will shit myself just as many times, if not more so I’m game.

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