How come?

My ex used to ask if they would put cheese on the chips of any dish in any restaurant that came with chips.

Rationally, this is fine. In practice, it drove me absolutely insane.

I know a bloke who’s Dad is adamant that he invented cheesy chips

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requests tomato ketchup in a restaurant

  • get in the bin
  • get in ma bed

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nb: a real restaurant, not mcdonalds etc

Trump behaviour

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Is a really fussy eater and won’t eat basic things like vegetables:

  • Sure, I’d like a lifetime of beige food
  • No way, big baby

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Depends. Might draw the line at sushi.

BUT also they got the freshly cooked burger and not some skanky one sitting about like your regular soggy cold big mac

Depends, if you’ve chips on the plate then why not.

Apparently I eat more vegetables than my gf’s vegan ex.

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Are you a McDonalds modifier, friend?

Everything seems fine here

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The polls are asking if you would date them so I guess the title makes a bit of a double negative but there you go.

WELL I have to request no mayo in my spicy veggie deluxe but thats about it

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i think chips might be the only possible exemption to this

Answers questions in my thread about grammar!

  • No you cannot leave your umbrella here because I will not be seeing you again
  • Sure babes leave it in the umbrella bin, you practically live here now

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Tries to harangue you into riding a tandem bike with them.

  • Yes, I would date someone who did this
  • No, I would not date someone who did this

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Literally takes 5 seconds using one of those ordering machines to change your order

Went on a date with someone who was really into WWE. Wasnt a dealbreaker by itself but didnt help matters.

Been trying this coming up to 3 years now.