Iain's Proper Croque Monsieur

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#1

So which one of you is ‘Iain’?


#2

would quite like to boot iain in the croque


#3

Why is his name in inverted commas? Why does he think he’s so fucking important that he needs to go under the alias ‘Iain’? What a cunt (didn’t click the link)


#4

Can she not have wafer thin ham Barbara!?


#5

They’re all bullshit names, Dave. All bullshit names. ‘Elena’.


#6

I mean, this is real shooting-fish-in-a-barrel stuff but:


#7

he’s putting 500g of ham and turkey into 4 slices of bread

:rolling_eyes:


#8

And I don’t want to go full Kirsty Allsopp, but wtf?!


#9

A friend of a friend from Newcastle has been picked for one of these things.

They’re not using his real name


#10

in france that is known as a croque madame

!!


#11

not saying i wouldn’t eat it


#12

I forget what the advert is for but that bloke who told his wife he loves spicy things even though he doesn’t so he makes a chilli that’s really hot but dumps a load of sour cream into his own portion then claims he’s had to do it for 10 years. Dude, stop fucking lying to your wife you brainless cunt.


#13

Never forget

Never forgive


#14

Well hungry now


#15

Yep, same campaign! Classic ‘David’


#16

Ah I like ham and turkey. But that’s too much ham and turkey isn’t it. Surely?


#17

I was just reading the Tesco magazine! Lovely bit on foodie Claire trying to save £600p/m by not going out.

One of her top discoveries is: 'Cooking a ‘fakeaway’ at home is a huge money-saver.

I believe fakeaway means meal.


#18

15 YEARS LATER! FFS David!
SIR RS KC’s got my back though:

SIR RS KC • 6 hours ago

I guess divorce in on the cards now after 15 years?


#19

You have to eat a fakeaway out of a foil tray.


#20

600 pounds in one month is a lot of money to spend on food, let alone save on food!

how many people does claire have to cater for? I expect around 8-10 per day?