Ian Hislop (not dead)

Rubbish isn’t he?

Yeah

Private Eye is shit and boring.

Tell you what, that prick fucking loves boarding a South Eastern service to London Charing Cross at Staplehurst calling at Paddock Wood, Tonbridge, Sevenoaks, London Bridge and London Charing Cross

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Forgot he existed tbh

No, he isn’t

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Has never been funny even by hignfy standards, always an awkward silence after he tells a joke
reckon he’s got dirt on someone at the bbc to have kept his job there for so long

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does that bumbling thing that british people think is funny

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Fucking British people

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Needs a not dead in the thread title I reckon

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Too pleased with himself

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‘Inherited’ private eye from Peter Cook, knows his stuff, definite non-cunt

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Gotta keep the famous Ian quota up though, not really many of them

Quite like his cute face

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I wonder if any criticisms of him won’t involve him being/seeming slightly posh

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Posh people can get fucked

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Hopefully everyone can get fucked, might ease some tension

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He sucks. Acts like he can take down a government with secrets but he never does. A MASSIVE FRAUD.

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Seems like quite a pleasant chap.

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When the guy with no legs said ‘tits’ in Forrest Gump, my mum turned to me and said ‘NEVER say that in front of Gran and Grandad’. I was no older than eight. Not sure what her problem was, we used to watch Bottom and Father Ted together.

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