#28

Some sort of effervescent that you swish around your mouth and it kills all the sugar and bugs in your mouth

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#29

Wait is this just mouthwash

#30

I ate an effervescent accidentally on May 20th 2018, I don’t think it’s a viable contender for a mouth cleansing solution

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#32

That is a pairing of words I have never seen before

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#33

If people don’t mind me asking, does anyone have any thoughts on those chewable toothbrushes that come out of machines at service stations? Little bristle balls in a circular capsule, you know the ones

#34

My thoughts on them is that if they were more effective as a tooth cleaner and also edible I’d be far more enthusiastic about them

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#35

you’re really playing into this “character at the start of an infomercial” vibe here

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#36

Very fair points. So if I’m hearing you correctly, you’d rate them as … 4/10?

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#37

maybe a little worm that lives in your mouth and eats all the dirt

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#38

Woah! Yes that’s exactly right

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#39

Very on board with this. You could have worm swapping ceremonies for…some reason.

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#40

Maybe when a child grows it’s final adult tooth there is a worm induction ceremony which is sort of like a christening but a lot more worm orientated

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#41

could also be worms for other body parts if needed

#42

Hmm, not sure about this one Shrewbs, I think I’d find that a bit horrifying maybe?

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#43

it’s not for everyone that’s for sure
which animal would you like in your mouth?

#44

Well, I think a fun thing to do is to pop a baby’s foot in your mouth and then spit it out again whilst blowing a raspberry (babies seem to agree). I’m just wondering if there would be some way of attaching little brushes to a babies foot and killing two birds with one stone here because, quite frankly, I don’t really like the idea of any kind of creatures roaming around in my mouth all that much.

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#45

Deserves a standalone thread

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#46
  • an animal living in your mouth for maintenance purposes
  • sex robot brush

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#48

v cool answer, not sure how practical it is though :frowning:

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#49

you can have it