I'd actually just like to bring THIS to your attention

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how does it know how wide your mouth is

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Glad weā€™re on the same page with this japes

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toothbrushes arenā€™t really even fit for purpose imo

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Theyā€™re better for cleaning other things, rather than teeth

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yeah, rocks and stuff

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Knew youā€™d have my back on this one, Shrewbs. Thereā€™s got to be a better way hasnā€™t there

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Some sort of effervescent that you swish around your mouth and it kills all the sugar and bugs in your mouth

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Wait is this just mouthwash

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I ate an effervescent accidentally on May 20th 2018, I donā€™t think itā€™s a viable contender for a mouth cleansing solution

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That is a pairing of words I have never seen before

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If people donā€™t mind me asking, does anyone have any thoughts on those chewable toothbrushes that come out of machines at service stations? Little bristle balls in a circular capsule, you know the ones

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My thoughts on them is that if they were more effective as a tooth cleaner and also edible Iā€™d be far more enthusiastic about them

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youā€™re really playing into this ā€œcharacter at the start of an infomercialā€ vibe here

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Very fair points. So if Iā€™m hearing you correctly, youā€™d rate them as ā€¦ 4/10?

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maybe a little worm that lives in your mouth and eats all the dirt

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Woah! Yes thatā€™s exactly right

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Very on board with this. You could have worm swapping ceremonies forā€¦some reason.

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Maybe when a child grows itā€™s final adult tooth there is a worm induction ceremony which is sort of like a christening but a lot more worm orientated

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could also be worms for other body parts if needed

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Hmm, not sure about this one Shrewbs, I think Iā€™d find that a bit horrifying maybe?

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