I'd actually just like to bring THIS to your attention

how does it know how wide your mouth is

Glad we’re on the same page with this japes

toothbrushes aren’t really even fit for purpose imo

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They’re better for cleaning other things, rather than teeth

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yeah, rocks and stuff

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Knew you’d have my back on this one, Shrewbs. There’s got to be a better way hasn’t there

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Some sort of effervescent that you swish around your mouth and it kills all the sugar and bugs in your mouth

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Wait is this just mouthwash

I ate an effervescent accidentally on May 20th 2018, I don’t think it’s a viable contender for a mouth cleansing solution

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That is a pairing of words I have never seen before

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If people don’t mind me asking, does anyone have any thoughts on those chewable toothbrushes that come out of machines at service stations? Little bristle balls in a circular capsule, you know the ones

My thoughts on them is that if they were more effective as a tooth cleaner and also edible I’d be far more enthusiastic about them

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you’re really playing into this “character at the start of an infomercial” vibe here

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Very fair points. So if I’m hearing you correctly, you’d rate them as … 4/10?

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maybe a little worm that lives in your mouth and eats all the dirt

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Woah! Yes that’s exactly right

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Very on board with this. You could have worm swapping ceremonies for…some reason.

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Maybe when a child grows it’s final adult tooth there is a worm induction ceremony which is sort of like a christening but a lot more worm orientated

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could also be worms for other body parts if needed

Hmm, not sure about this one Shrewbs, I think I’d find that a bit horrifying maybe?

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