how does it know how wide your mouth is
Glad weāre on the same page with this japes
toothbrushes arenāt really even fit for purpose imo
Theyāre better for cleaning other things, rather than teeth
yeah, rocks and stuff
Knew youād have my back on this one, Shrewbs. Thereās got to be a better way hasnāt there
Some sort of effervescent that you swish around your mouth and it kills all the sugar and bugs in your mouth
Wait is this just mouthwash
I ate an effervescent accidentally on May 20th 2018, I donāt think itās a viable contender for a mouth cleansing solution
That is a pairing of words I have never seen before
If people donāt mind me asking, does anyone have any thoughts on those chewable toothbrushes that come out of machines at service stations? Little bristle balls in a circular capsule, you know the ones
My thoughts on them is that if they were more effective as a tooth cleaner and also edible Iād be far more enthusiastic about them
youāre really playing into this ācharacter at the start of an infomercialā vibe here
Very fair points. So if Iām hearing you correctly, youād rate them as ā¦ 4/10?
maybe a little worm that lives in your mouth and eats all the dirt
Woah! Yes thatās exactly right
Very on board with this. You could have worm swapping ceremonies forā¦some reason.
Maybe when a child grows itās final adult tooth there is a worm induction ceremony which is sort of like a christening but a lot more worm orientated
could also be worms for other body parts if needed
Hmm, not sure about this one Shrewbs, I think Iād find that a bit horrifying maybe?