Heinz and Lynx have lost the plot.

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Lynx Africa Ketchup

So love it or hate it is all a marketing sham.

I voted love it cos I’m a lover not a hater

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Imagine if they swapped the last letters of their name

Heinx

Lynz

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I’ve always said they should change it to you either love it or should try using it more sparingly

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Nah mate it’s mingin.

Can completely get behind it as an ingredient tho

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have you tried using it more sparingly? i’m talking a pea sized amount per slice of toast

Pcbe

I don’t mind a twiglet or two, tbh.

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no way you can spread that much marmite, it’s like tar.

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lol

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optimal marmite on toast that. ruined my appetite for my 7:15 nando’s collection

Not the sacred cows of lynx and marmite, no!

All Lynx smells weirdly grainy, although Africa is possibly the least grainy one

  • YES!
  • what

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As far as I’m aware no Lynx product has ever been sprayed on me.

Yes.

I am classy.

Not grainy as in smells like grain, grainy as in the weird OTT film grain setting you could turn on in Mass Effect

Oh right course, that makes way more sense

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