I'd love to have a go at log splitting

Oh sorry, I meant log shitting. I need a big poo.

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Deserves a quiet night

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In perfect harmony

Block GIF by Debby Ryan

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Haha. You wouldn’t dare!

Go to the toilet then

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(This thread is a work of fiction)

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Sat on the loo
Doing a big poo
Sat on the bog
Squeezing out a log

Nice remarks

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Log splitting would be a good term for those mornings when you unexpectedly have a second shite before leaving for work. Previously know as double sparrows.

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Can also be a symptom of something nasty

Some come here to sit and think
I come here.to shit and stink

-anon

Petition to keep all further poo chat in this thread

Deserves a quiet shite

WELL IT WAS FUCKIN ONE A YOUSE

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