- I’d share that
- all mine!
big bag of Doritos
substantial cake (not cupcake/muffin etc)
remember before…2002 when we all used to share pizzas? even adults.
hand on heart, I never saw a takeaway pizza until I was 19
Imagine trying to tell someone a large cake was all for you
Big bag of maltesers
portion of chippy chips
I like to think of myself as a fairly generous person, but if you want to share my large pizza, my Ben & Jerry’s, or my takeaway order when it hasn’t EXPLICITLY been arranged as a group order, then you are quite literally dead to me. We are done. Finished. Over.
Only acceptable if there is a fish per person and we’re trying to economise on n-1 large chips (where n = number of fish).
When did you last share a single pizza?
a succulent chinese meal:
big bag of cans with the lads
people taking food you have imagined is all for yourself is incredibly upsetting
who the hell shares a single pizza?!
Have, and will again. I don’t care if it’s ‘mum’s birthday’.
Pass and sip