really don’t want to see vegetables in a takeaway
how many chips are you letting them get away with?
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Oh, that bit
They made their miserable Malcolm bed.
the correct way to have a local indian (as a morally superior vegetarian, of course) is an array of side dishes, and no main
Pitcher of cocktails at a provincial nightclub
- Can I have 4 glasses please barkeep!
- Jug of cheeky vimto and a straw, see you on the dancefloor pals
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all I need is dhansak sauce and rice tbh, maybe a bit of lime pickle
can honestly say I’ve never ordered a pitcher of anything at a provincial nightclub. too sticky to contemplate.
honestly don’t think I could finish a whole portion, would get 2 forks
Crisps at a pub
- Spatchcocked in the middle of the table, obviously
- Just sit there eating a bag of crisps by yourself?
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I couldn’t give 2 forks, mate
I’d share that is a very different proposition to I’ll share that
plate of spaghetti and meatballs in the alley behind tony’s restaurant
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- back off, bitch
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Tables are for warhammer figurines! Not crisp sharing
I’ll spatch your cock
I remember we ordered a bunch at the 2006 world cup final, my friend with Italian family was going crazy on the way back, was convinced there was going to be a massive party on the town square despite there being about 2 Italian people living there.
Happy memories.
a mate of mine (well, i haven’t seen him for years and we don’t speak, but you know) used to insist on creating a crisp ‘tissuebox’ by cutting a small rectangle in the crisp packet so it resembled a box of tissues. deviant behaviour
- communal jar with 4/5 pints of ale in for the table
- individual pints
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Quite rightly