I floated this idea to 'er indoors last night: Tesco jam doughnuts are 5 for 65p. That’s 13p a doughnut. There is literally no other object or experience on the planet that can compare to that price to enjoyment ratio. That is simply a fact.
My proposition is therefore simple: we replace the pound with the Tesco jam doughnut as our currency. Or use it as the basis of some other, less perishable currency. I don’t know the details, I’m not an economist. By the irrefutable facts presented above, we would trade favourably against every other currency because you cannot compete with a 13p jam doughnut.
She called me a fucking idiot.
