…and you said you’d use it to acquire nuclear weapons from a shadowy black market arms dealer, could the host step in to try to actively foil you? Or are they like priests when you tell them in confession that you done a murder, and the most they can do is go “ooh, I dont think God would be too chuffed about that, maybe you should turn yourself in to the police”
‘Donating it all to the Ruffers Big Pints & Pizza Fund, Bradley. It’s a good cause, very close to my heart.’
Chris Tarrant is a grass, if I’ve ever seen one
“I’m going to put the money towards getting my head amputated”
‘none of your fucking business, that’s what Paddy’
always hated that question.
i’d be like ‘i don’t fucking know, probably get a takeaway in tonight and some beers and then see what happens’
Xander would nod and smile with the sinister air of his true tory self.
Richard would make a funny quip but be too scared to act.
It literally always boils down to new kitchen/car/ holiday anyway
the absolute malcolms who say ‘i’m going to pay off my student loan’
imagine winning 10 grand and immediately paying off the student loans company?
Always a bit curious about the ‘baby on the way’ answer too, like if you’re not getting the jackpot is adoption plan B?
Martin Lewis wouldn’t even agree with doing that.
Not as bad as “I’m going to try to bribe some love or respect from my grandchildren”
Love the idea of some international supervillian having to go on Pointless to raise a bit of dosh
But then lose and go home with one of those perspex trophies
- washer dryer
- package holiday
- crappy car
Speedboat and a tankard.
‘Hiring the staff and equipment to film my own indie rom-com masterpiece’
“Some lovely drugs.”