If everyone other than you disappeared off the face of the earth

as did all prepared food and livestock etc what would you initially hunt (ain’t too much growing at the moment, or maybe there is)?

I think I would get fishing (but would be easier in the warmer months) but would start off my going after the duck, goose and swan population.

Probably nip to Tesco’s.

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Yeah all the food is gone, pal and you’ve just wasted some valuable calories getting to Tesco you duffus!

probably go to nero and order one of those ridiculous coffee desert things

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Reckon I’d take my chances with the berries and mushrooms. Are all the books gone as well?

This is odd. I was thinking about everyone disappearing just a few hours ago!

No the books are there. Are there many shrooms in January?

You don’t even need to read the whole OP, just the title.

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Would skip the cheese string aisle and load up on the loose fruit & veg, personally.

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Yeah, definitely ducks. Put some bread down and twat em with a brick.

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No idea - that’s why I’m off down the library!

Prepared food m8

Picking those apples is preparing them!

Get fake bread.

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Actually I know for a fact there’s loads of mushroom farms (factories?) quite near here that supply for lidl and places. Drive past the potato fields on the way there too.

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Someone’s clearly not taking the binning off of Tezbot’s fresh fish counter very well.

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Is it fuck

And eggs

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