If everyone other than you disappeared off the face of the earth

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Yeah, like horse chestnuts and horse cross buns

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I did it all for the gnocchi
(COME ON)
The gnocchi
(SO FRESH)
So you can take that broccoli
And stick it in your
(PAN)
And stick it in your
(PAN)
And stick it in your
(PAN)

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Occasionally asking where certain fish were caught and then repeating the name of the location back to the fishmonger.

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I take quite a perverse pleasure in looking at the fishes. Like a really shit aquarium

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asking for as many free samples as possible without attracting attention. mixes it up with the big tescos near the royal surrey in guildford too, but the harris and hoole there ain´t up to much.

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I’ll presume my royalty cheque is in the post

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I have never been in a large supermarket in the vicinity of Guildford.

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you yourself have claimed to have been to the big tescos near the royal surrey, you massive liar.

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No. I have parked there but never crossed the threshold.

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i´m not having this

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ffs

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maybe it was @ttf

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That car park is for customers only!

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You probably missed this being in ‘Spain’ but the Royal Surrey was just exposed as having the highest parking charges in the whole country! £4 an hour.

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unreasonably big car park tbh. used to be an athletics track. this gives you an idea of how big this car park is.

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I am a Tesco customer.

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That’s not how it works and YOU KNOW IT

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just eat mushrooms
even the poisonous ones are probably fine really

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This is some serious Martin Clunes defence here man. May as well’ve pulled out the ‘you’re young, you’ll see stuff’.

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