@rob.orch

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OH HAI!

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Livestock is also gone.

If I didn’t know better I would think some people weren’t taking this seriously.

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Cheers, after I’ve finished my swan. Good luck finding your ruminants.

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hate what that man’s done to the good pig name

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I think I’d be too sad to eat, let alone hunt.
Probably go veggie.

Probably just hang around for a couple hundred million years hoping that dinosaurs re-evolved so I could achieve my life long ambition of eating some brachiosaurus steak.

Do you reckon if you started battering one of those narcy Canadian geese on the canal towpath with a cricket bat the other geese would attack you? Would the swans and ducks give a shit?

Only if it was their young. That is why I always say smash the geese parents in first then take out the goslings at your leisure.

but they’re always knocking about in gangs. you reckon there’s a geese fivesome hanging on the towpath and they just ignore one of their crew getting pulped?

sorry, I digress. The answer to the OP is that I would order dominos

Yeah I do.

I think that’s very naive.

Well being Dis resident bush craft and survival expert I think I would be ideally prepared unlike the rest of you who wud be blankly staring at your toasters and coffee apparatus trying to operate them over and over again without any ingredients :wink:

oh there’s gonna be loads of pets isn’t there.

In what order?

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The spite is unbelievable! I wudnt even b alive but you wud do it out of principle? I think we all see the cut of yor cloth now.

I think the snake would b most fitting for you :grin:

There’s an allotment at the end of my road so I’d go and pick all the failed middle class attempts at food.

winter mate unless there are any brassica enthusiasts