If I could, I would

Poll thread
Please join in. Chat encouraged :blush:
Thread inspired by @anon89873996’excellent post in the HBMOP thread.

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Looking forward to some polls

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make a poll

  • i could
  • i would

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Listen to that U2 song that goes “if I could, yes I would”

  • If I could, yes I would
  • If I could, no I wouldn’t
  • If I couldn’t, yes I would
  • If I couldn’t, no I wouldn’t

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I would like to -

Ride on a whales back (you’ve just met the whale in the ocean and you’re already becoming great friends)

  • I would not like to do this
  • I would love to do this!
  • I’m not sure if I would like to do this or not

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Never had to knock on

  • could
  • would

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Sounds like a whale of a time

(thanks Flashinglight)

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This thread was inspired by @anon89873996

Should have given her credit in the OP actually.

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Buy some cocaine from a cocaine vending machine near the exit of a Tesco Extra

  • I would love to do this!
  • I would not like to do this
  • I’m not sure if I would like to do this or not

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“Ignore ma0sm, he’s out of mind on vendy coke again”

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This is a thread about things that you might realistically be able to do, ma0sm!

The whale could not provide enthusiastic consent and, for that reason, ahm oot.

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Blow my own trumpet

  • I could
  • I would
  • I can’t
  • I won’t
  • I can
  • CWBAFT

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Fight like my father

  • Say You Will
  • Say You Won’t
  • Say You’ll Do What I Don’t

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Fine, Tesco Metro then

The whale scoops you up and puts you on their back themselves. They have absolutely enthusiastically consented.

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Pop a little postage stamp in the top right corner of every email you send and it appears on the recipients screen (physically) and they can steam it off if they want and add it to a wee album

  • If I could I would
  • If I could I wouldn’t

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This threads just getting silly now.

I’ll go wherever tbh

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Start a thread on the music board

  • I would love to do this!
  • I would not like to do this
  • I’m not sure if I would like to do this or not

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I might be misunderstanding them. I don’t speak whale.

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