If I had a billion dollars, I'd:


#1

Me: Evil scientist

Serious or silly answers, either will be amusing.


#2

Put it in a very low yield savings account.


#3

Piss it away on many, many holidays


#4

Stay in bed today :frowning:


#5

Travel forever.


#6

Barenaked Ladies are moving up in the world.


#7

I would buy a billion more dollars.


#8

Fund loads of skate-parks/youth centres/climbing centres in the city.
Fund a bunch of housing projects for low-income families.
Set up a couple of charities.
Start a film production company.
Start a record label.
Randomly fund loads of interesting looking Kickstarters and whatnot.
Buy houses for friends/family.
Lots of travelling.
Once megalomania sets in due to my immense wealth, might try my hand at getting involved in influencing the outcomes of foreign elections.
Cheers


#9

Move to the US haha


#10

2 chicks at the same time


#11

thnaks balonz. Now have watching x files with no lights on! duh duh duh duh going round my head (I know waaaay more of the words than I should)


#12

For some reason I remember seeing them on the James Whale show doing that and the Yoko Ono one.


#13

Probably all of this, and ProfK’s


#14

be a billionaire


#15

Put on a festival and open a museum.


#16

Pay sean’s server fees for almost a decade


#17

If I had a billion dollars it was mean I was less rich than I am now so it would actually be pretty bad for a baller like me!


#18

Become a non evil media baron


#19

Text all my mates and form a superband


#20

Build a really good nuclear bunker with a table tennis room and everything.