If I paid

spacecowboy
virtualinsanity

#1

for you and Jay Kay to go to Bella Italia followed by watching Viceroy’s House at your local Vue would you accept? All transport covered too.


#2

Of course. Sounds like a lovely night out.


#3

Excellent question, I’ll politely decline though thanks


#4

no thank you


#5

What? this sounds like virtual insanity to me.


#6

Please cross reference all your answers to the same thread on the uncategorised board.


#7

He’s probably got some good stories.

Definitely.


#8

Could we go to The Light instead? Much more convenient than Vue for me.

Also, will Jay be driving us in one of his fancy cars?


#9

No talking in the cinema please.


#10

Sure. No Jay’s getting shit faced.


#11

Will you make sure we’re on the back row so someone behind doesn’t start a fight with him for not removing his hat and spoiling their view?


#12

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#13

I was thinking I’d sleep or make out with him.


#14

Could I go for the meal but not bother with Viceroy’s House please. Seems a bit brexit-y


#15

No, that is the clincher for Jay.


#16

Yeah, why not.


#17

make it Prezzo and the Odeon and you’re on. My local Vue is 30 odd miles away, much like warny

Important question: Will he be wearing his hat?


#18

Classic Jay_and_the_monkeys


#19

Would be foolish to turn down a free meal in these economic climes.


#20

Vue are not as ubiquitous as I thought.

Of course he will be.