How long would you book it in for?
Erm, how long have I got left to live?
That will need to be arranged with someone else.
Then I’m afraid I cannot answer your question.
Anything upwards of 35 years
probably book it in for monday
How much is it per year?
Forever. Can I also add beard length to my order?
Having to shave my head and trim facial hair is a few minutes of effort each week I’d love to be able to avoid.
Early Rudyard Kipling draft needed work
I don’t understand why anyone would choose any other option than ‘forever’
Could you PLEASE explain?
Can I have a number three please?
I like having different hair styles at different times. Wouldn’t mind slightly slower growth though.
Happy for the same to apply to my facial hair. Spiky as fuck after 6 hours