If I was introduced to Bjork at a party, or any similar gathering, I'd be like

“Yo Bjork. Hows it going?”

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“Hi Bjork. Did I say that right? Buh-York? You must get that all the time HAHAHAHAHA”

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“Alas, poor Bjor-ik, I knew her well, a fellow of infinite jest hohoho. Beer?”

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Have u ever thought about relocating to York Bjrok?

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“Bjork, it’s yerself! How’s it gon, y’awright aye? Still dae’in the music n that?”

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B-JORRRRRRKSHIRE B-JORRRRRRKSHIRE B-JORRRRRRKSHIRE

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“It’s not oh so quiet in here any more is it ahahaha”

I would say: “Pleased to meet you”

I would not say “Welcome to Bangkok!” as I’ve seen how that plays out.

‘How’s Matthew? Are you guys still together?’

Send my regards to Mr Bjork!

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Everyone loves a bit of Bjork small talk.

All Bjork and no play makes Homer something something…