If it is an exclusive stream on [service]

#1

you’ve not released it

#2

THE AVERAGE CONSUMER: OH COOL I CAN’T WAIT TO GIVE MY PERSONAL DETAILS TO GET A MONTH’S SUBSCRIPTION TO GRANBULAR IN ORDER TO LISTEN TO YOUR NEW ALBUM. I MIGHT HAVE TO DELETE THE APPS I HAVE FOR STREAMING SERVICES LIKE SFUNGLERS, PLENKST, MOBARG, AND RENLERMENT TO MAKE ROOM BUT I AM NOT AT ALL INCONVENIENCED BY THIS

#3

released is a funny choice of verb innit.

like they’ve get all these cds behind a wire mesh in a warehouse, straining to get out.

very funny mental image for you there.

#4

I for one am shocked that a billionaire can be so good at capitalism.

(It is utterly shit, but then we already went through this with the last album, didn’t we? And Jay-Z’s but no one really cares about him.)