If Japes was getting married at the weekend and we were all invited (pretty sure we would be) what would you buy him?


#1

PCBE


#2

Custom (initialled) his ‘n’ hers shitting vest or Oxford shirt


#3

Tickets for him and his wife (or husband… I’m not judging!) to see The Wedding Present at Aldershot West End Centre next month.


#4

Mushroom log


#5

He’s going not going to be happy about that!

I wonder if @ttf is going


#6

he’s not rsvp’d


#7

He’s going to be able to build a cabin with the number of logs he’ll be getting.


#8

A new bin!

£50 - standard.


#9

Electric wall-mounted can opener


#10

Four slice toaster with one of those bagel rack bits


#11

I got a bin for my wedding.


#12

Book token


#13

Communal?


#14

I do allow all the family to use it.


#15

Probably wouldn’t show up. Nothing personal, chief.


#16

his and hers casquettes


#17


#18

A tandem.


#19

Classic punch up at a Scottish wedding.


#20

We were watching “Don’t Tell The Bride” yesterday. Bloke proposed kneeling next to his kitchen bin. Then he arranged for them to get married in a maze, where the bride had to walk through, passing milestones of their relationship, one of which was a bin (which contained a Mr Bean impersonator).

He also made her do paintballing on her hen do.

I have not made any of this up.