If Japes was getting married at the weekend and we were all invited (pretty sure we would be) what would you buy him?
Custom (initialled) his ‘n’ hers shitting vest or Oxford shirt
Tickets for him and his wife (or husband… I’m not judging!) to see The Wedding Present at Aldershot West End Centre next month.
he’s not rsvp’d
He’s going to be able to build a cabin with the number of logs he’ll be getting.
A new bin!
£50 - standard.
Electric wall-mounted can opener
Four slice toaster with one of those bagel rack bits
I got a bin for my wedding.
I do allow all the family to use it.
Probably wouldn’t show up. Nothing personal, chief.
his and hers casquettes
Classic punch up at a Scottish wedding.
We were watching “Don’t Tell The Bride” yesterday. Bloke proposed kneeling next to his kitchen bin. Then he arranged for them to get married in a maze, where the bride had to walk through, passing milestones of their relationship, one of which was a bin (which contained a Mr Bean impersonator).
He also made her do paintballing on her hen do.
I have not made any of this up.