A year’s supply of eggs.

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That’s going to bind him up even more! Very cruel.

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Or a gang name.

@zxcvbnm and family.

I better keep all the internet boglins together away from all the real people

Oh no…

Before drinking all the free table wine, getting as many fizzy wine refills and ceilidh dancing until I passed out face down on the floor, I’d very thoughtfully give him 50 quid to spend however he and his partner see fit.

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I’d buy him some Milk Tray

this has been noted

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Probably blow the lot on more mushroom logs.

what’s this? They made a literal mushroom log on great british menu the other night, is this what you’re referring to?

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Very old joke - whenever anyone asked for a present idea, especially at Christmas, Mushroom Log was amongst the first replies every time.

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Le creuset pan obvs.

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slicky is in the lead

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I bought my mum an (oyster) mushroom log. Only got a few off it but they were delicious.

FISTPUMP

whit? 50 quid could get you at least ONE le creuset. I think… maybe two if you went to TK Maxx.

Gets you two and a half of these…

The bestest Le Creuset thing ever

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The best of the wedding present