If lightning struck

An average sized raw steak, would it cook it?

Other lightning scenarios welcome.

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Yes, I think it probably would.

Excellent thread

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Who’s that musician who has lightning scars? Or did I imagine this.

The Boy Who Lived?

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Why don’t we cook by electricity? I mean not heating an oven but just zapping shit. Fuck microwaves, I want instant food that has been obliterated by God’s fury!

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Gonna test this out in Breath of the Wild and get back to you

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It’s how Remy in Rataouille makes a really tasty mushroom and cheese concoction

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Read an article a while ago about a woman who was struck by lightning and it exited her body through her mouth, which sounds awful, but also sounds like the most badass thing you could possibly witness.

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Love that rat

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Why does electric cook meat but not the plastic around wires and stuff?

I know who you need to ask

https://what-if.xkcd.com/28/

I once quit a job as I was constantly getting static electric shocks from everything I touched in the building. It turned me in to nervous wreck I couldn’t stand the anticipation of it all. (its like a very small shock of lightning so related) True story.

Let’s taser the carrots.

more convenient in an oven than having to stand out in the rain waving a metal stick around

This guy…

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That’s because lightning travels upwards :exploding_head:

Didnt have you down as a flatearther?

Well yeah or lightning conductors would be pointless

Put a steak in it.

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