Sim Nice But Dim
I would have thought it’s short for Simeon, not Simon.
Maybe you should ask him in true Alan Partridge style
It rhymed with Tim.
We often refer to our friend Simon as “Simey” as a term of endearment. Is this okay?
- Of course! What’s a silly nickname between friends.
- You and your friends are the worst.
wish I had a name that could have a cool nickname sometimes.
People have tried:
Play football with two Simons. One is Simon, the other one elects to be called Simo.
The way he says is it is sim-oh.
Yeah none of those sound anything like bamnan
did you ask him why he’s such a bellend?
Shuould have started this reply with
Himon, I am a Simon.
best one yet!
Might try this on for size
I have to be cool because my name is sadly not
Long term plan with it is that people end up just calling you sauce and let’s be honest, Sauce is a decent nickname
ok, we’re getting somewhere.
Knew DiS would come up with the goods
doesn’t that imply I’m an alcoholic though?
Oooh, hadn’t considered that angle. Nicknames are complicated.