If someone called Simon shortens it to “Sim”

Sim Nice But Dim

I would have thought it’s short for Simeon, not Simon.

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Maybe you should ask him in true Alan Partridge style

It rhymed with Tim.

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We often refer to our friend Simon as “Simey” as a term of endearment. Is this okay?

  • Of course! What’s a silly nickname between friends.
  • You and your friends are the worst.

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that’s wrong

Slimey Simey

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wish I had a name that could have a cool nickname sometimes.

People have tried:

Col
Colster
Crazy C

All terrible.

Play football with two Simons. One is Simon, the other one elects to be called Simo.

  • Sim-oh
  • Sy-moe

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His answer:

The way he says is it is sim-oh.

Colindaise Sauce

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Yeah none of those sound anything like bamnan

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Lin-Dog

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did you ask him why he’s such a bellend?

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Shuould have started this reply with

Himon, I am a Simon.

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best one yet!

Might try this on for size

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I have to be cool because my name is sadly not

Long term plan with it is that people end up just calling you sauce and let’s be honest, Sauce is a decent nickname

ok, we’re getting somewhere.

Knew DiS would come up with the goods

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doesn’t that imply I’m an alcoholic though?

Oooh, hadn’t considered that angle. Nicknames are complicated.

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