If someone offered you the ability to travel back in time…

…and witness everything anyone has ever said about you being said without those present knowing, would you?

  • Yes
  • No

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No:

  1. It would be short trip.
  2. I can live with people chatting shit about me behind me back.
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Can’t imagine anything worse, tbh

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All good, I hope!

  • Dinosaurs!
  • Idk some other option not involving dinosaurs, Romans or something? (Non dinosaurs option)

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What are you on about?

Dinosaurs

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No.

If someone offered you the ability to travel back in time would you use this ability to check out massive prehistoric lizards or not?

Would we have sex?

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Dinner first then see how it goes I suppose?

But we might be a bit tired after watching dinosaurs all day, maybe we could just snuggle?

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Good god no.

I’d like to go back to the first time I smelt cut grass, it was amazing!

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If someone offered me the ability to travel back in time… I would have bought a tin of Heinz Chicken & Veg instead of this god-awful ‘gourmet’ Tesco version that was 75p more and tastes like piss

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Genuinely shocked at the non Dino voters here. I assume people are doing a bit or have been put off by a bunch of disappointing Jurassic Park sequels.

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if you want to look at big things and enjoy a sense of scale I think buildings are generally larger and safer than dinosaurs

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I mean I get that but I’m still very much Team Dinosaur here. Big fan of my tortoise and the idea of meeting something like her but on the scale of a building is very exciting.

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Have you looked at her through a magnifying glass?

Might be fun

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Good plan! She’s hibernating in the fridge right now but in March I’ll give it a go when she’s up.

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Everything about this amuses me. Envisaging footprints in the butter.

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