If the government gave you £10,000... what would you do with it?


#1

Go (back) to uni?
Learn a trade?
Bury it in the garden?
Lads (lads lads) trip to vegas and put it all on red?


#2

Probably just get fucked up for a bit


#3

Get the genuine feeling the reason they won’t do this is a paranoid fear everyone will just buy ten grand’s worth of crack


#4

Probably use half of it to see some countries. Half of it for a rainy day fund when i come back.


#5

Try and convince as many people as possible to set fire to it.


#6

Give it to the local homeless shelters.


#7

Dunno tbh, not enough to pay off student debts or buy a house etc
Probs just slowly waste it on rent and life
Bit of an insult really


#8

probably just retire


#9

Sorry, joke answer: 10,000 tacos


#10

bike


#11

Light cigars with it while over-55s watch.


#12

and save the remaining £9,800?


#13

Probably call all my friends and start a super band


#14

liver and onions.


#15

FUCK!


#16

I would spend it all on a bicycle obviously.


#17

Have a mad one in Wetherspoons


#18

you’ve only got 4 or 5 friends?


#19

Deposit on a house. (As opposed to buying five Fender Jazzmasters.)


#20

just sit in there on the app ordering food and drink to random tables.