If the queen offered to make you a knight of the realm, what would you say?

#1
  • Yes
  • No
  • Other (please specify)

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Funny how the word realm is real m

#2

“No thank you”

#3

“fuck off”

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#4

What a polite young man!

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#5

What an impolite young man!

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#6

Do you get a suit of armour and a chalice for wine?

#7

That’s sir_colon_closed_bracket to you

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#8

I don’t fucking know, what the fuck

#9

Nah, I’m alright thanks.

#10

You must get something or what’s the point.

#11

I dare you to say this to the little old queen. Isn’t she like, 80?

#12

So what, I’d tell Margaret Thatcher’s grave to fuck off too

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#13
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#14

I don’t know.

My parents would be absolutely crushed if I got offered one and refused it, but Dame is such a rubbish title and sounds so butt of the joke/weak/elderly that I wouldn’t really fancy it. Sir just sounds so much more powerful and impressive.

I would neither want to openly accept nor reject. Accept makes you look like a monarchy bum licker and decline makes you look like you’re being a contrarian for indie points.

Hmmm

#15

I’d accept nothing short of Highgarden.

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#16

Is sean connery a knight of the realm?

#17

Yesh

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#18

Has anyone ever accepted them reneged at the ceremony, duck n roll out of the way

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#19

Yeah and he also thinks it’s fine to hit women.

#20

Yes, I would because then I’d get to be Sir Sheeldz and that’s cool.

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