If the queen offered to make you a knight of the realm, what would you say?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other (please specify)

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Funny how the word realm is real m

“No thank you”

“fuck off”

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What a polite young man!

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What an impolite young man!

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Do you get a suit of armour and a chalice for wine?

That’s sir_colon_closed_bracket to you

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I don’t fucking know, what the fuck

Nah, I’m alright thanks.

You must get something or what’s the point.

I dare you to say this to the little old queen. Isn’t she like, 80?

So what, I’d tell Margaret Thatcher’s grave to fuck off too

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I don’t know.

My parents would be absolutely crushed if I got offered one and refused it, but Dame is such a rubbish title and sounds so butt of the joke/weak/elderly that I wouldn’t really fancy it. Sir just sounds so much more powerful and impressive.

I would neither want to openly accept nor reject. Accept makes you look like a monarchy bum licker and decline makes you look like you’re being a contrarian for indie points.

Hmmm

I’d accept nothing short of Highgarden.

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Is sean connery a knight of the realm?

Yesh

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Yeah and he also thinks it’s fine to hit women.

Yes, I would because then I’d get to be Sir Sheeldz and that’s cool.

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I’d maybe accept and then fight another knight/start questing. But other than that I’m not seeing the appeal.