between people who like gherkins and people who don’t (neutrals just have to stand very still for a few weeks) who do you think would win?
I think the gherkin likers numbers might be limited but their tactical nous would outstrip the haters. Easy victory to gherkin lovers.
I think on pure numbers the gherkin haters would have it unfortunately
Scum. We can’t allow this to happen.
who has access to the nuclear codes?
I don’t think that would matter as the collateral damage would be too great. Like shitting in the wind. Unless they focuses their launches on the gherking homelands of central and eastern Europe?
I thought active gherkin haters would be the minority
Like people who might not add a delicious slice of gherkin to a sandwich they are making - but wouldn’t remove a gherkin that came in a burger
gherkin haters are generally a positive because it means i normally get double, or even triple, the amount of gherkins in my burger cos people give me theirs
kill them, and you take away the fun of surprise gherkins
Well you just stand there and let them kill you then.
Something about Gerkhas
Not a single picture of Joanna Lumley with a gherkin on all of google images. What do we pay the internet for?
Yeah, I would have to kill my wife. I would give my son a stay of execution as you don’t develop your pickle glands until later in life.
When the gherkin lovers inevitably win we will be able to call the shots re: availability of gherkin images online. Presumably.
these are the best gherkins
Pre-sliced? I think you might be one of them…
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We could all hole up the actual Gherkin!!!11 You know, the building!!!11 Also known as St Mary Axe!!!11
Ooooohhhhh
I agree. Also I imagine gherkin haters have rather weak arms.
what’s your favourite pickled thing