Well you just stand there and let them kill you then.

Something about Gerkhas

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Not a single picture of Joanna Lumley with a gherkin on all of google images. What do we pay the internet for?

Yeah, I would have to kill my wife. I would give my son a stay of execution as you don’t develop your pickle glands until later in life.

When the gherkin lovers inevitably win we will be able to call the shots re: availability of gherkin images online. Presumably.

these are the best gherkins

Pre-sliced? I think you might be one of them…

sadASDsd

  • Muster now for the Pro-Gherkin Army! The Cornichon Defence Forces need you!
  • Death to Gherkin lovers! Guerilla warfare against the great pickled satan begins now!

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We could all hole up the actual Gherkin!!!11 You know, the building!!!11 Also known as St Mary Axe!!!11

Ooooohhhhh

I agree. Also I imagine gherkin haters have rather weak arms.

what’s your favourite pickled thing

Do you know that Pickel is German for spot (pimple)?

They make whole ones too

Pre sliced for putting a sandwhich or burger, whole ones for eating whole

i did not

i like gherkins and always think a whole one is going to be great but it never is

slices are better

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There is a food stall here that does slow cooked/ smoked meat with mac and cheese and a pickle

Their pickled beetroot is my favourite

why do some jarred gherkins you get in the supermarket taste fuck all like the stuff you get in burgers at restaurants etc?

am i buying the wrong ones?

HELP A BROTHER.

Look, once the war is over then the internal power struggles can commence.