If websites did what their name suggested

Google: just a really big number

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Drowned in sound

Somehow stop you breathing by filling your lungs with… music? Through your ears?

microsoft

makes your willy small

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Bing - a website about a fucking annoying cartoon bunny

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would have preferred lycosing but at least we got rid of that fuck Jeeves.

PayPal - pope news

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Almost.
PayPal is, in fact, Glasgow’s oldest firm of debt collectors.

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penisland.net would sell pens. From an island.

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Tumblr was just a beaker.

When my school got the internet we got to use it in a lesson and look at a website of our choice. This was pre-Google around 1998 or so. A girl in my class got into trouble because she went on the wrong Boyzone website and got porn. The school hasn’t got round to installing a filter yet. She eventually managed to convince them she just wanted to look at boy bands.

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Instagram - really quick drug delivery service

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XHamster
Lots of lovely pics and vids of 10 furry little pets

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I wouldn’t know. Obvs

MySpace. List of reserved parking.