If yo' tastebuds are a tingling' this lunchtime


#1

Hop on down to your local Subway (the nation’s favourite) for a FREE 6" sub of your choice with any drink.

Hope the really insecure lonely babies don’t get too angry below…


#2

Bet they’ll all be rammed. Can’t imagine much that screams “I’m failing at life” louder than spending your entire lunch queuing for a free Subway sandwich.


#3

Think the ‘subway smell’ is now the second most recognisable food chain smell after McDonalds.


#4

spews


#5

would probably do this if there was one closer


#6

Do we need to take a printout of this thread to redeem it?


#7

If you’re gonna spew, spew in Subway.


#8

You seem content with your lot in life.


#9

On a pile of money with many beautiful ladies, thanks for asking.


#10

Always makes me do a little retch when I’m out for a run and go past one.


#11

bokes


#12

For the record, I’ve got no problem with Subway in general. It’s fine. But there’s no dignity to be had in queuing up for £3.50’s worth of free food.


#13

Epimer
Smee
Marckee
Lo-Pan

No surprises as yet. Two more notorious babies and i’ve got HOOOOOSE!


#14

Surprised you’re able to reach your keyboard from up there in your ivory tower.


#15

Joking aside, have you seen ‘I, Daniel Blake’?

Honest question.


#16

*pile of money topped with many beautiful ladies


#17

Not really into queuing up to spend £15 on watching films either, tbqfh.


#18

POMWMBLO


#19

Is this a real thing? There’s one right next to my office. What do I do? FANX


#20

You have to say “I want your 6 inches inside of me” to the fella behind the counter