If you could be the ruler of any country, which country would you like to be the ruler of?

I reckon one of the little island ones somewhere nice. No wars or anything to worry about, nobody’s gonna hassle you to go to any important summits, just relax and enjoy being in charge and still get invited to a load of dinners and that.

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shatterproof

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Switzerland. Just say ‘not bothered’ to any disputes and soak up that sweet sweet money

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Hahahaha

Still get bothered a lot about European matters.

Do I need to move there or can I RFH

The longest one

‘Not bothered’

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Probably easier to be there tbh but it’s up to you.

America.
Just be pure bants.
Supreme leader no democracy.

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countries shouldn’t have rulers

free movement is everything

fuck you!!!

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Too much spotlight on you though and people will notice when you start doing mad stuff, nobody is gonna care what the Supreme Emperor of Vanuatu is up to.

Hello Joke.

Tuvalu

I crave the spotlight. I’d be threatening to nuke anywhere that annoyed me.
Probably make the film the purge a reality one day.
Declassify everything
Bring the aliens out for a wave.

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Difficult. US is appealing because it has mountains, beaches, all you’d like. But also loads of worst twats.

Be fun to take away all their guns though

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I’ll just stick with Yorkshire then

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I’m giving them more guns. Everyone that doesn’t have a gun currently gets a better gun than everyone that has one.

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dunno, canada?

everyone wants to be friends with canada

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A united Ireland

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