We’ve got a flat ceiling in our hallway (house built 1870) that is covering up some lovely cornices/ceiling roses. Previous owners were terrible at putting in bodged DIY which has been a real pain to put right - would cost a small fortune to restore it annoyingly.

No one cares what you think carpenters do, the question is name a job and then name what you reckon you’d do

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Too many fucking posh trades everyone’s choosing. Let’s just stick to the fackin classics

  • Plumber
  • Electrician
  • Carpenter
  • Builder/construction shizzle
  • Floorer
  • Roofer
  • Painter decorator
  • Boiler/gas fitter

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Electrician: make electricity

Ugh, that’s so fucking stupid. :frowning:

now you’re getting the hang of it

I’m afraid I can’t see your list of ‘proper jobs’ from way up here on my steeple.

Cowboy tradesman.

Easy money.

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could so see myself as a cowboy tradesman. think it’d be inevitable if I ever did any manual labour in which I was self-employed.

‘You mean I can do half the job, but charge 3 times the money? I’m in!’

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only 6% “tradespeople” in UK are female…thought it would be higher tbh

does writing count as a trade? I’m alright at that, as it goes (I get paid for it on a freelance basis, but nowhere near enough for it to be a full-time concern).

I do still harbour ambitions that one day I’ll write full-time in some capacity, but I have no desire whatsoever to become a full-time freelancer

My brother is fascinated by church bells and in his spare time spent some unpaid time working in a bell foundry. He also has worked in bell towers, clearing them out and restringing (?) the ropes and putting new ones in.

When Brexit happens/the apocalypse comes and England reverts to the middle ages, he’ll be laughing.

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HIYA!

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Mechanic.

Electrician for sure on the basis of working conditions and what my skill set is actually in (i.e. Nothing creative, cables and shit)

of course it doesn’t count you fackin’ plumb(er)!

Would you specialise in a particular mode of transport?

Just because words are my tool rather than, say, a plunger. Tradeist.

Bus or steam traction engine I’d say